Last-minute collectibles: Get your political gifts of 2015
December 17, 2015
The holidays are in full swing and so are the elections. Need a last-minute gift? By Christmas 2016, the election will have been decided, and Americans will be getting ready to inaugurate a new president. Christmas 2015 is your only chance to buy your politically savvy friends some great gifts. Hurry–Jeb Bush’s Guaca bowls are going fast. (Purchases not guaranteed to be delivered by December 24–see individual websites.)
- “Marco Polos”
Price: $45-48
Pun-savvy presidential candidate and young Florida Senator, Marco Rubio, has effectively capitalized on his famous pool-side first name. While the product is merely a nice polo showing your support for Rubio, the pun makes this an original gift.
- Trump’s Red Solo Cup
The Trump Red Solo Cup
Price: $23
Here’s a perfect opportunity to toast the Trump campaign.
Price: $1,000
This is a “one of a kind.” It’s the target from Rand Paul’s visit to a local gun range. The next time there is a zombie clown in your area, you can utterly obliterate it. Weapons not included.
Price: $20
Republicans hate Hillary. Mike Huckabee’s “Defeat the Hillary Machine” t-shirts are an affordable $20.
Price: $27
Who let the dogs out in this shirt?
Price: $25.00
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has hit the ground running in this election, and his numbers say it all. Show your support with this punny mug and “Feel the Bern” this election season.
Price: $20.00
While he may not be as known as his brother George, Jeb Bush still holds the down-home America ideals of his forerunners. Show your support with this 70’s-era photo of Jeb himself.
- Hillary Clinton: Grillary Clinton Spatula
The Grillary Clinton Spatula
Price: $18.00
Wife of Bill, Hillary Clinton is another front runner in this election. Show your support with this spatula and grill up some burgers and hot dogs for the debates!
Price: $30.00
Banking on the “Straight Outta Compton” meme, Ted Cruz has become a front runner in the Republican party. Show your support with this poster and learn the history of Cruz’s time in Congress.
Price: $25.00
Neurosurgeon Ben Carson continues to rank in the double digits in the Republican polls, and his background in medicine has given him a boost. Show your support with this punny T-Shirt.
